This is super cool. Magnificent even. Would you like to become a capybara?
(You don't have a choice)
Top 10 capybaras:
1. WOW!!
2. Oh no, be careful!!!
3. That's what I call fun!
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IT'S YOU
4. Unexpected!
The capybara, in its tranquil silence, mocks the frenzied will of man. It neither strives nor
conquers, yet it is at peace — a living testament that greatness may lie not in struggle, but in serene
indifference to it. In its stillness, it becomes more than beast — it becomes Übertier. —Friedrich
Nietzsche, 1884
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